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Yes to these Fruit Punch Oreos and a bit of L.A. Noire

Yes to these Fruit Punch Oreos and a bit of L.A. Noire

monicalewinsky1996:

cindymayweather:

"One fun fact I learned while on the air with Keith Olbermann was that humans on the Internet are scumbags. People say children are cruel, but I was never made fun of as a child or an adult. Suddenly, my disability on the world wide web is fair game. I would look at clips online and see comments like, "Yo, why’s she tweakin?" "Yo, is she retarded?" And my favorite, "Poor Gumby-mouth terrorist. What does she suffer from? We should really pray for her." One commenter even suggested that I add my disability to my credits: screenwriter, comedian, palsy."

Maysoon Zayid on TEDWomen (x)

this is SO IMPORTANT I AM YELLING

mrkitcoon:

oldblueeyes:

raw-r-evolution:

amerikkkan-stories:

rollership:

Man Arrested After Drinking Iced Tea In Public Must Take Deal Or Go To Trial

A man drinking canned iced tea in a parking lot was accosted by a plainclothes beverage cop who demanded to inspect his drink.  He was placed in handcuffs and arrested.   Even though the man was innocent and was only drinking tea, prosecutors are still trying to set him up with probation and community service.

One man, Christopher Lamont Beatty, was holding a canned beverage, while his friend, Tino Brown, was recording video using his cell phone.  That’s when the two were interrupted by a man who was interested in the man’s choice of refreshments.

A man in plainclothes, claiming to be “the police”, insisted that he turn over his beverage for an inspection.  Beatty refused the stranger’s requests, but pointed out that it was only an AriZona-brand drink, “Half-and-Half” iced tea and pink lemonade — not alcohol.

Brown and Beatty pointed out that they didn’t know the identity of the nosy man and that Beatty had committed no crime.   Still, the man demanded to examine his beverage and would not take no for an answer.

The stranger then claimed that Mr. Beatty was under arrest.  He became grabby and ended up putting Beatty in a choke-hold as he took him down to the ground.

The bully, who turned out to be Alcohol & Beverage Control Law Enforcer Rick Libero, forced Mr. Beatty face-down onto the concrete and placed him in handcuffs.

The government requests that Beatty “submit to a year of probation, do 24 hours of community service, have a mental health assessment, and submit to drug testing and warrantless searches,” reported the Fayetteville Observer.

“It would get it dismissed at the end, but I would still have to take responsibility for my actions, and I felt like I did nothing wrong,” Beatty said 

Black in AmeriKKKa. 

cops are emotional pricks that cover it up with masculinity. 

Jesus fucking Christ.

Probation aint no joke, he still holding his drink tho

Oh yea i remember this vid.. sick shit

It’s alright girl. Rappers lie all the time.

It’s alright girl. Rappers lie all the time.

youtube-personalities:

OMG!!!!!!!!

omg is right

sirsupreme7:

sweatandhappiness:

thejuddmcnealshow:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

Wow, and this was a FOX news guy.

love this guy.

A million reblogs. Nice!

YEs yes yes this is the best

ultrafacts:

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Lust (Spongebob) - our final analogy is probably the least apparent because we typically think of ‘lust’ in a sexual sense. However, the alternative definition for lust is simply “a passionate desire for something”. In this sense of the word, it cannot be denied that our absorbent yellow friend is an extremely lustful creature. Spongebob has a lust for life that is incomparable to most other cartoon characters - he yearns for the affections of both friend and foe alike, is eager to please, and will often stop at nothing to complete a task.

titytwochainz:

nothing on this site is truer that this

titytwochainz:

nothing on this site is truer that this

"Tina"

LMAO!

ehhh. i’m not feeling it.

ehhh. i’m not feeling it.

XD

XD

sirsupreme7:

owarwoody:

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

Why were you trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages?

Why not?

Because Console Command. You HAVE to!

My MAMA!

heckboy:

someone break the news to sitcoms that a brunette and blonde parent does not make a red haired kid

lolol

midnightghoul:

kevindrakewriter:

bluedogeyes:

SYAC - Male Perspective by Andrew Dobson

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I like them too.

Amused